Showing posts with label stereotypes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stereotypes. Show all posts

December 23, 2009

Who We Are Based On Musical Stereotypes

Now that music has gone digital and we can no longer scrutinize albums on the shelf (Kevin, I'm looking at you), so I guess interpreting their Top 10 lists is the best we can do. Here's our 2009 Top 20 as filtered through Flavorwire's Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands (Thanks Tex!).
  1. Phoenix
    People who don’t listen to enough music.

  2. Passion Pit
    Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.

  3. Animal Collective
    Guys who make “Best of the Year” lists in January based predominantly on “feeling.”
  1. Dirty Projectors
    People who like way too many toppings on their pizza.
  1. The Antlers
    Boys who enjoy crying more than their girlfriend.
  1. Girls
    Anyone who thinks The Catcher in Rye is the greatest book of all time.
  1. Grizzly Bear
    People who think that world hunger could be assuaged with four part harmonies.
  1. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
    Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
  1. The XX
    Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
OK, so we are obviously missing a couple. Let's fill in the rest. Bring on the snarkiness!