March 27, 2008

Percussion Table a.k.a. Divorce Machine

One might argue that this product stretches the scope of the original inspiration for this blog. However, since we have branched into examining the latest music gadgets, and books about musical people, I believe my review is justified. I'm sure you've already seen the latest product from Tor Clausen, the Washington-based maestro of musical furniture. The video is spreading like wildfire (I died a little inside the first time I watched). Immediately after, I felt the need to band together with my fellow wives, girlfriends, and neighbors in order to engage in a preemptive strike for any pending requests:

1) No, it would not be rad.
2) Yes, I watched the video.
3) Nope, still not rad.
4) Yes, they have clauses that address this in our marriage documents.
5) Yes, I just looked at the documents.
6) Our couch has a brand new slipcover with your name written all over it.

Now, fellas, if you choose not to heed my warnings, why don't you plunk down your cash on the musical porch swing instead. At least we can lock the doors behind you while you're creating music to your heart's content. Outdoors.

3 Comments:

ancientindianwizard said...

wow... you and I are going to have to agree to disagree! did you even watch the video? I don't think you fully understand how proficient Jesse and I are in the realm of percussion.. just ask Bob he'll tell you.

Nightrain said...

Is this an exact transcript from a recent conversation you had with your poor husband?

1) No, it would not be rad.
2) Yes, I watched the video.
3) Nope, still not rad.
4) Yes, they have clauses that address this in our marriage documents.
5) Yes, I just looked at the documents.
6) Our couch has a brand new slipcover with your name written all over it.

awmercy said...

Don't worry guys. I'm sure if I show her the video a couple more times she'll totally want one, maybe even two.